If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Fawcks]

I'd invite them inside for a drink... ;3

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Call the dog catcher. Or a scientist.

 

[TheDoctor455]

The Emperor wants YOU!

 

[mParadox]

You took your sweet time getting here.

 

[xmbts]

*Closes door*

Jehovah's Witnesses.

 

[Spoonius]

Fucking robot kids these days...

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hello, I'm your local recruiting officer for the Imperial Stormtrooper Military.

*uses force-persuade to goad Spoon into signing.*

Now, sign here and you'll get to have the adventure of your life.
As a side note... how do you feel about killing random sand people on Tattooine?

 

[IceyHawt]

...I'm just gonna quietly tiptoe away from the peephole

 

[TheDoctor455]

*uses lightsaber to break through the door.*

You cannot escape.

*force-grabs iceyhawt.*

Where is the rebel base?
WHERE!?!?!?!

Please tell us.

 

[IceyHawt]

I activate my frigid female heart..you are now instantly frozen when you touch me....and I run like the scaredy cat that I am!

 

[mParadox]

Would you look at that? We're at page 69! Get it?

 

[TheDoctor455]

I activate my frigid female heart..you are now instantly frozen when you touch me....and I run like the scaredy cat that I am!

But I never touched you.

*force grabs her*

There is no escape. Now answer me.

OT:
*force chokes mParadox.*

That will never be funny.

 

[IceyHawt]

I activate my frigid female heart..you are now instantly frozen when you touch me....and I run like the scaredy cat that I am!

But I never touched you.

*force grabs her*

There is no escape. Now answer me.

OT:
*force chokes mParadox.*

That will never be funny.

*points at mParadox*
He knows where it is!

 

[TheDoctor455]

*turns on mParadox.*

Where is the rebel base!

 

[RagnorakTres]

Follow the kunai.

*stabs TheDoctor in the kidneys*

You have become what you most hated.

 

[xmbts]

*Hides behind a conveniently placed barricade, ready for the inevitable retaliation*

 

[Neonbob]

...gorrillaz, right? Come right the hell in.

 

[RagnorakTres]

*opens door*
OH SHI
*catches a whale with his face*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*takes the opportunity to slice RagnorakTres into ribbons with a lightsaber.*

Gorillaz?
Oh hell no...
Not unless they vow to forever serve me... I mean... to serve the Emperor.

 

[RagnorakTres]

*takes the opportunity to slice RagnorakTres into ribbons with a lightsaber.*

*from behind TheDoctor*
I have one word for you. LOG'D.
*retaliates by encasing TheDoctor in ice*