If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[TheDoctor455]

*pushes a button marked "coffee time".*

Wake up.

You're not pulling that shit again.

 

[The Infinite]

I wonder why I even have a front door, how in the world this incredibly scarred and tattered man has found the door to my domicile then offer the chap a cup of coffee/tea whatever other beverage the fine man may want.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

I would slam it immediately, and call the police. Or the Air Force.

 

[The Infinite]

Ponder why this man happens to be constantly pointing at me, then close the door and release the hounds.

 

[xmbts]

...Meh I can be scarier.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Need a recharge then? That's pretty much the only reason you ever turn up.

 

[xmbts]

Hey that's not...entirely true. Now hurry up my batteries are dying.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Fire and books don't mix.

 

[Scde2]

What do you want? It's cold out.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hey that's not...entirely true. Now hurry up my batteries are dying.

*mutters a spell, hitting xmbts with a lightning bolt, she is now fully charged... and a little hyper.*

Oh crap.

OT: Scde2... you might want to stand back for a while...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I've got some archives you might find interesting. Fancy a look?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Sure... got anything on psychology?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Whole section. It's in the east wing.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Thanks... I could use some help with a little project...
I'm trying to cure Ashsaver's insanity.

Want to join in?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Indeed I do.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Your 4:30 appointment is ready.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

What brings you here?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Indeed I do.

Okay... then let's see... what psychology books would you recommend?

Do you know any unusual techniques we could use?

 

[xmbts]

*Jumps on Docs back and slaps his head repeatedly*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*grabs xmbts's hands.*

What did I do?

Or... are you going out of character for once and being playful?