If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[xmbts]

*Hiccups, spraying bullets everywhere*

Sorry too busy to answer you.

*Electric sizzling*

 

[Kazaazz]

I'm sorry but the guys who are planning the zombie apolocalyse of Santas are in the house across the street.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Never saw you here before. What brings you out here?

 

[TheDoctor455]

*Hiccups, spraying bullets everywhere*

Sorry too busy to answer you.

*Electric sizzling*

Got drunk again?

Okay... let's try this...
*whips up a hangover remedy and serves it to xmbts.*

There you go... that should take care of that.

OT:
How are you?
Any trouble with the library?
Has that... scroll been acting up lately?

 

[xmbts]

*mutters a spell, hitting xmbts with a lightning bolt, she is now fully charged... and a little hyper.*

Oh crap.

Your doing.

*Circuits begin overheating*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*mutters a spell, hitting xmbts with a lightning bolt, she is now fully charged... and a little hyper.*

Oh crap.

Your doing.

*Circuits begin overheating*

*pushes a button marked "off", opens some panels, and drains all of the excess power from her systems, replaces the completely destroyed circuits with new ones. Closes the panels, and installs a back-up copy of xmbts onto the fully repaired systems.*

There... sorry about that... I need to work out how to more precisely channel that lightning spell... though it would help if I knew where your power stores were, and how much they can hold.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Crap.
Weren't we supposed to use these books to get to the bottom of some psychological problem with somebody?
Damn, I've forgotten...

 

[xmbts]

*Holding wooden stake behind back*
Can I help you?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Oh! You're selling 'How To Kill A Vampire' kits? I'll take five!

 

[Fawcks]

A spaceship? At MY doorstep?

It'll ruin my lawn when it takes off!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Crap.
Weren't we supposed to use these books to get to the bottom of some psychological problem with somebody?
Damn, I've forgotten...

Yeah... sorry about that... had a slight emergency to take care of with xmbts. She seems to be better now... so...
What texts would you recommend?

OT:
Umm... no... I don't want to adopt any animals or Animals.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Anything under section A.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Thanks... let's see here... umm...
Are you sure Freud should be here?
I'm trying to treat a female patient... and Freud's ideas about women were complete bullshit.

 

[xmbts]

Well we agree there, though he was a product of his own theories which he projected onto others, as are most psychologists.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Freud... under section B?
I thought I put him under section C...

 

[Scde2]

You look like you could use a hug.

 

[Sacman]

I want a hug...<.<

 

[Scde2]

Well you're not getting one... >_>

 

[Sacman]

Well than your not getting one either...
.>
Please?
...<.<

 

[Scde2]

Well okay... >_>
*Hugs*
Happy yet?