If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[TheDoctor455]

Sorry, I'm not into the whole anit-world domination thing. I'm pro-WD and proud of it.

Then I take it you're going to join the Templars?

 

[xmbts]

If by join you mean steal from, then I guess so.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Are you selling eggnog?

 

[xmbts]

Are you buying eggnog?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I would sure like to! My carton is almost empty!

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: Then yes I am selling some.

How much ya got?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Oooo! All fancy! I've got enough for five of those!

 

[scorptatious]

You guys never make it to my house on time. Seriously... (scribbles signature for package, slams door.)

 

[mParadox]

Thanks! I'm always in need of luck!

 

[robotam]

I'd be on my toes, I know he looks like santa and is speaking words of love. But I can't shake the feeling that he would stab me in the face.

 

[xmbts]

I like his mustache.

 

[mParadox]

I like your hair!

 

[i don't know]

I like your, wait, no I don't! MOOSE-FACE MASSACRE TIME! *pulls out shotgun*

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: Where you pointing that shotgun?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Woah... what the hell did I miss?
Nevermind.
*Gets in between xmbts and the pyro.*

 

[mParadox]

Why bother being a peacemaker? Become a spectator for once.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Why bother being a peacemaker? Become a spectator for once.

I've been a spectator before... its kinda dull, now either help me out or stay out of my way.

 

[mParadox]

I'll help you. I have a chainsaw.

 

[TheDoctor455]

NO! Stop!
I want both of them to still be alive when this is over!

 

[mParadox]

Who says I'll use it on them? And no, I'll not be using it on you either. That chainsaw can cut through anything. The presence of this alone is enough. Especially me wielding it.