If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[mParadox]

I'm scared.

*takes off mask*

Spoiler: GAAHHHH!! WTF?!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Huh... that's not what I expected.

 

[mParadox]

You're telling me!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Well... Anyone else hungry?

I can make a mean fried owl.

 

[mParadox]

*raises hand* Yes please.

 

[TheDoctor455]

All right, now, where's that stove?

 

[xmbts]

Cooking owls? Come in come in.

 

[Code Monkey]

Ah. It appears Jehova's Witnesses are geneticaly engineering super soldiers. I suppose that means we're doomed.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Why are your arms on a chair?
That's horribly impractical.

 

[Sacman]

Invite them in for some... "cake"...

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

AhhhhhH!!!11!1

*Stabs drum stick through eyes*

 

[Code Monkey]

Perhaps you would like to come downstairs? We're just beggining. Jambi! Make preperations for a new participant! Ahahahahahaha!

 

[Ultraman950]

*Looks through peephole... locks both door-locks*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*serves fried owl to everyone*

There you go. I fried it in garlic butter.

 

[xmbts]

I'll feed it to my genetically engineered superboys. Soon they will be genetically engineered supermen.

 

[Sacman]

beat it to death with an ugly stick...<.<

 

[mParadox]

Daawww. *hug*

 

[Scde2]

I was expecting nParadox...

 

[mParadox]

He's with sParadox. Doing some 'stuff'. >_>

 

[Sacman]

Throw him in my Iron Maiden...<.<