If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[mParadox]

A roo? Really? No bear? Disappointed...

 

[xmbts]

Well it's a robotic roo, or is that not good enough for you?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Need a recharge?
You know where the station is.

 

[xmbts]

No strange magical mind altering shenanigans?

 

[TheDoctor455]

No strange magical mind altering shenanigans?

No.

I trust you, why can't you trust me?

And besides... the last person I mind-fucked was MYSELF, and at YOUR request I might add.

 

[mParadox]

So sincere. Come in come in.

 

[xmbts]

I'm just saying, odd things tend to happen.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm just saying, odd things tend to happen.

Odd things happen everywhere... so do I get a tour of the Plastic Beach?

 

[xmbts]

Do you have a permit?

 

[TheDoctor455]

*produces a notebook of psychic paper.*

Yes, here it is.

 

[xmbts]

Well then feel free to wonder around, no open flames in the cupboard and don't turn your back on that mechanic.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Well then feel free to wonder around, no open flames in the cupboard and don't turn your back on that mechanic.

What mechanic?

 

[xmbts]

The one near the cupboard, he doesn't do anything, just kits pipes with a frying pan.

 

[scorptatious]

Wow, those tubes must be extremely long for you to make it all the way here.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... no thanks... I don't think I want a clover.

 

[xmbts]

Also don't touch the hat pile, I can't be held responsible for the consequences of doing so.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*trips on something and falls into the hat pile*

 

[xmbts]

I warned you...that hat pile is on Murdoc's bed.

 

[mParadox]

I wonder where are the pictures.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Need something?