If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[TKretts3]

I would ask if he included internet service...
... Those are wires, right? It is slightly hard to tell.

 

[xmbts]

They are, but they're more like power cables then anything else.

Now are you going to come in or stand out there asking silly questions all day?

 

[TheDoctor455]

*comes in*

Hey xmbts!

So, I guess we're having the New Years' party at your place.

*proceeds to invite entire friend's list*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

@TheDoctor455: So, you want Hail Fire all to yourself, eh? Okay! I get the picture now.

OT: I'd paint him blue again.

 

[xmbts]

I'll help!

 

[TheDoctor455]

STOP!

*mutters a spell, dumping the blue paint all over Express and xmbts.*

HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING THE SMURFS!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

 

[xmbts]

Meh, I can be the most badass smurf ever.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Meh, I can be the most badass smurf ever.

Compared to the infinite possibilities of the Nameless One?

 

[scorptatious]

Perhaps I shouldn't have opened the door...

 

[xmbts]

You seem sad.

@Doc: I thought you refused to be a smurf though?

 

[The Clown]

Happy 2011 all now get off my lawn.

 

[NoCure]

Ask him why he has boxing gloves taped to his hands

 

[TKretts3]

Wonder if it is really that yellow in my home...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Ask him what's so funny about my face.
I don't open my doors for ninjas.

 

[TheDoctor455]

You seem sad.

@Doc: I thought you refused to be a smurf though?

Just making an observation... shut up. (exaggerated sad face)

OT:
Well... I think I'm halfway towards reorganizing the library.

 

[mParadox]

Need my help? After all, I am one hell of a butler.

 

[xmbts]

No thank you, I don't need any more demons running about the place trying to help. We're already a soul or two in debt.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh... speaking of which... I have an offer from the Dustmen for you...

How would you like to give us the right to use your body after your death as a zombie-worker?

Oh... did I mention that you'll get a lot of money for it?

 

[xmbts]

What good is being paid after I'm dead? Plus chances are when I die there won't be much of me left to go around.

 

[TheDoctor455]

What good is being paid after I'm dead? Plus chances are when I die there won't be much of me left to go around.

No, you're paid NOW. And we take your corpse LATER.