If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Suicidejim]

I can only assume you're here because I didn't get the reference when I rated your avatar a moment ago. Or you're here to mow my lawn. Either way, I'm just going to sneak out the back door.

 

[StormShaun]

*Gives lawnmower* Mow my lawn and I shall think about it!

[small]Not...hehe[/small]

 

[Doc Gnosis]

... What are you doing here? Are you the one who answered my 'Help Wanted' ad?

 

[sextus the crazy]

I specifically asked for a blue-headed man, so evacuate yourself from the premises.

 

[Living_Brain]

Give me my rightful powers!

 

[Roxas1359]

Try to communicate with it.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Try to figure out what it is... then decide whether or not to greet it with my flamethrower.

 

[Gentleman Adventurer]

Oh good God, is it my time then?

 

[Roxas1359]

Invite him in for tea, welcome him to the Escapist, and finally throw him in the basement.
I'm evil like that.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

"Nice afro and hat, goodbye"

 

[scorptatious]

No Saren, I don't want to join you and the Reapers. Now go away.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

Who are you and why are you looking at me like that?

 

[scorptatious]

I'm on a journey towards the big mountain with the shiny thing on top. It's awful lonely by myself, so I was wondering if you would like to come along? :3

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

I will join you to your mountain climb and we will communicate through the power of symbols ...................................... only if you join the reapers :0.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Anyone but Saren!
Wait! I'm not a human so I should be fine... right?

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

Are you friend or foe little girl?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I have no enemies.
capcha: four by two

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

Are you sure of that?

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Is it bad that I kind of want to keep you?

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

Why are you half cat?