If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[sextus the crazy]

why are you half catfish?

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

Because catfish are awesome

 

[Living_Brain]

Somebody needs a nose job.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

... Is this a Nigerian Prince scheme?

 

[sextus the crazy]

Are you deadpool, but dressed for an interview?

 

[StormShaun]

You...again, I told you that I won't buy any fire balls or magic missiles!

 

[GmonXyZ]

You...again, I told you that I won't buy any postage stamps!

 

[Roxas1359]

Oh lord, the monkeys are evolving! *slams door in face*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Thanks for saving me from that giant spiderthing?

 

[sextus the crazy]

Hey. Need some paper?

 

[scorptatious]

Oh cool, another player! Kind of a weird colored robe though.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Can I try your robe on? I reckon it'd look pretty dashing on me. c:

 

[TheSaw]

I don't know what to say but..

[CENSORED]

Well I tried.

But really, I think I'd run away since she has that floaty ball.

 

[Roxas1359]

Great, the army of ponies has found me! *hits self-destruct button*

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

Are you just going to keep sheathing that sword or are you gonna use it?

 

[wintercoat]

Oh god, don't kill me! All hail the Reapers! ;_; I don't wanna be a husk.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Please don't kill me! T~T

 

[vegetalss4]

Good day Mr, why are you here?

 

[Roxas1359]

Why is there a horse at my door?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Sweet afro! *touches* :3