If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Doc Gnosis]

... I... *sigh* I'm calling the police.

 

[Roxas1359]

*calls police*
Officer, there is a man dressed funny at my door.
I think he wants to kill me.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

Why do you continue to sheath your sword in my face? Away with you now, but I'll keep your afro.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Shoot yourself. It's best for everyone.

 

[Roxas1359]

You come to my house and you club my dog.
Why!?

 

[vegetalss4]

AHHHH!

*Slams door and hides*

 

[Roxas1359]

I remember you. You slammed the door in my face. *returns favor*

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

Do you want to join the Reapers? We have free dental.

 

[Roxas1359]

Are you the intergalactic version of the Girl Scouts?
If not, leave.

 

[StormShaun]

AHHHHHHHHH....come right in, were waiting for you.

 

[GmonXyZ]

Did you find those water-proof sparks for my spark-plug? No?

Don't come back until you do.

* slams door *

 

[Yuno Gasai]

You're not going to fling poo at me if I don't let you in, are you?

 

[mParadox]

That would be an unwise action to do admittedly.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I'm not sure who you are or why you're here, but I'm totally okay with you coming into my house.

[sub][sub][sub]inb4 "I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.."[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[mParadox]

Oh please, do come in!

[sub][sub][sub]This isn't Off Topic dear. [/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Roxas1359]

Sir, do you realize that you've got a terrible case of little color?
Perhaps you should see a doctor...or a painter.

 

[sextus the crazy]

To quote Ahri, "I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going".

 

[Roxas1359]

*grabs fire extinguisher*
Fire is dangerous you know.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Can you explain why sheathing your sword opens a portal to Hell, please?

 

[Roxas1359]

Did you come to my house just to ask the bunny person?
Also where's the eggs you were supposed to leave me Easter Bunny? DX XD