If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Doc Gnosis]

... I'm beginning to miss the girl scouts' extortions.

 

[StormShaun]

SPY...again.

Fine come in, just don't screw any of my family.

 

[Roxas1359]

I know I'm a walking skeleton that just killed a giant zombie-spider-monkey but there's no reason to gasp.

 

[StormShaun]

I gasped sir because I thought you were the tax collector. But I did hear that you also did have another job doing that.

Now stop standing outside my cardboard box and get your own one.

 

[axlryder]

I see you took notice of my cardboard box. Pretty nice, right?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Why are you so badly drawn?

 

[axlryder]

I was so shocked by seeing a girl with rabbit ears that it distorted my face :<

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I'd probably shut the door on your creepy ass smile.

EDIT: I apologize if I offended anybody with my post, I've just been informed that that is the late Ed Gould (R.I.P.). I didn't know and if people want me to change it I'll be willing. Again, I didn't mean to offend anyone.

 

[axlryder]

I don't like the implications of a reaper stepping in my home, but at least I've done great things while I was here. Though I'm actually rather proud if I've managed to creep out death himself.

Edit: I also recently just found out, and thusly posting in this thread might have been in poor taste. Apologies all around.

 

[darron13]

C-c-could you...stop pressing your face up against the glass on my door like that?

 

[Roxas1359]

What's with that look...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Thanks for saving me!

 

[Roxas1359]

So innocent looking...what do you want to sell me?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I sense reap. And large breasts.

 

[mParadox]

I see a giant pencil! :O

 

[Living_Brain]

Nice show and all, but please get a room.

 

[mParadox]

You're in that room. o3o

 

[Living_Brain]

You might want to come in.

 

[mParadox]

What? Naaaaa'w. But the outside is so nice!

 

[staika]

The outside world O.O
There is no outside world!