If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Timberwolf0924]

I don't need insurance, religion or a vaccum, go away!

 

[mParadox]

How about a vacuum cleaner insured by God? O3O

 

[mParadox]

I'd rather have an insurance by God's Vacuums.

 

[idodo35]

i would be wierded out... btw does this count as rape? should i call 911?!

 

[him over there]

When did I move to alternate universe Muskoka?

 

[mParadox]

The time when you dozed off with those headphones still on your head.

 

[staika]

I'd let you in but you see, I can't do that >.>

 

[mParadox]

'cause we all know what happens when that happens. ;D

 

[staika]

That too but there are some other problems with letting you in >.>

 

[mParadox]

But they're such trivial things!

 

[Doc Gnosis]

... Why are you at my door? Did the boy scouts send you?

 

[mParadox]

The bear scout sent me. He's saying that you haven't paid the blood tribute in 7 days.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Another friend? So many in here~ :3

 

[mParadox]

It's a chic magnet doorstep! D=

 

[pyramid head grape]

You gotta stop escaping! o3o

 

[mParadox]

You gotta stop escaping! o3o

I don't wanna~

 

[StormShaun]

*Looks at him*....

I always wanted a Butler, now the girls will surly looks at me... V_V'

 

[mParadox]

Surely they'll look at you, young Master.

 

[Living_Brain]

You again! What evil plot do you have in mind?
Better not be me!

 

[StormShaun]

Get away from my Buter Brain, I shall give you to the Professor from Futurama and he shall eat YOU!

@mParadox: I wouldn't be surprised if you were a Butler in real life.