If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[mParadox]

He likes 'em seasoned and with a slight taste of cinnamon.

Who am I to question a man's tastes?

 

[mParadox]

I know right? A man must keep to himself in such matters.

 

[StormShaun]

*Closes door* I don't know how we came to this.

 

[mParadox]

So it has come to this.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

Why are you violating that poor man?

 

[mParadox]

Why are you enjoying it?! >:c

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

Why are you picking your nose?

 

[neoontime]

OOh it's my 27th favorite celebrity, HI.

 

[mParadox]

Funny, that's what victim 665 said too!

 

[mParadox]

*picks up phone* You called Sir?

 

[idodo35]

im not interested in buying your cookies! *slams door*

also capcha="what ever" huh...

 

[Living_Brain]

AHH! Logic tells me this cannot be real! Stuffed animals don't speak! Or FLY! *attacked* *pulls out shotgun* BAM! Oh shit there's more!
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Is that Jackie Chan I see behind you?

 

[mParadox]

Aren't you that one guy I killed? >.>

 

[mParadox]

Flamboyant Sir!

 

[Living_Brain]

red eyes tell me.. you're possessed! Begone foul demon! Murderer! Deviant of the rightful path! Begone I say!

 

[Living_Brain]

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[Living_Brain]

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[mParadox]

red eyes tell me.. you're possessed! Begone foul demon! Murderer! Deviant of the rightful path! Begone I say!

It's not as possessed as actually being a demon. >.>