If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[DrRockor]

you seem so surpised, then nonplussed, then surpised again.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

"Huh. I didn't know a rock concert was in town. You have the tickets?"

 

[StormShaun]

Stop raping that poor boy with your GIGANTIC BOOBS!

Quickly get in the car, I'll protect you from these girls.

 

[StormShaun]

No thank you. I do not wish to be violated by a vampire...ever, or my blood will be drank like hot soup.
And I like my blood to stay inside of my body. ^_^'

Also how did you get to this world? Shouldn't you be in yours?

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Why so surprised? You're on MY doorstep!

And do you have short term memory loss or something...?

 

[neoontime]

Get off my porch Boobie Lady!

 

[DrRockor]

Has this guy still not gotten used to it yet or are your boobs that amazing

 

[Yuno Gasai]

You look like you might be dangerous. Maybe.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You look very familiar.

 

[Roxas1359]

How'd you do the whole sparkly thing? You got people shining the lights in the background?

 

[DrRockor]

Please stop putting your sword away. Its somehow scarier, espically because it just keeps drawing itself straight aw- WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT?!!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Put that katana away!

 

[Sacman]

*Hits with clay pot and drags to sex dungeon...*
...<.<

 

[The Night Angel]

I would fix the aerial, see if we can't remove the static

 

[DrRockor]

SIR! *stands at attention and salutes*

 

[The Night Angel]

*fetches video camera* keep doing what you're doing.

 

[StormShaun]

Umm...I'm leaving...now.

*runs off*

 

[The Night Angel]

*Watches him run off* Pesky kids ringing the doorbell then running away!!

EDIT: Ninja'd pesky overpuce!!

 

[The Night Angel]

Take your clothes off if you're going to be doing that.

 

[StormShaun]

I already have.

Wait a second...I was running AWAY!

*runs off again naked*