If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[DrRockor]

This is the 3rd time you've turned up uninvited. Would you please tell me what you want.

 

[neoontime]

How many times have I told you boobie lady, I'm not interested i your molestering services!

 

[M0rp43vs]

OK, geez, I'll get my sexy on. Just get off my lawn.

Captcha:Falling pianos

*Crash* Ow, whose idea was this?

 

[DrRockor]

how are you making that text float above you like that? I want to do that!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

But you already are!

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

Why is there a young girl in a pink dress on my doorstep?
*reads last page of thread*
Wait, if she's in a dungeon then how is she-
*walls fall over to reveal huge basement*
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Captcha: Diddly-squat, what an astute observation, Captcha.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You weren't supposed to reveal that!

 

[neoontime]

What did I tell you! I'm calling the police.

 

[neoontime]

Damn you bastard, run off to Kenya my feline friend.

 

[Flamezdudes]

I'd probably kick the little lion thing away... forcefully.

 

[neoontime]

Hey you umm... anime guy....um, like some tea or something..

 

[neoontime]

No, no, no! My Lion will be no ones rug. Now get off my lawn! *cocks shotgun*

 

[neoontime]

STOP SPELLING MY NAME WRONG YOU A-HOLE! [HEADING=2]*BLADED BLOODY BARAGE OF PINKY RESOLUTION*[/HEADING]

 

[DrRockor]

OH MY GOD HAPPY! If you stop doing that with your teeth I'll give you some fish

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Put that sword away right now!

 

[DrRockor]

If you don't like my firey katana why do you keep coming here?

 

[DrRockor]

I may not have flames as strong as Natsu's but I do have fish. Who knows if I'll give you some

 

[Flamezdudes]

I'd welcome them in.

I love fire and anything Scott Pilgrim related.