If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[neoontime]

Get in the.... damn, you succeeded in confusing the hell out of me.
Captcha: mish-mash, sounds like a cute indie game.

 

[mParadox]

Get on the ground, it's hammer time!

 

[Shadowsetzer]

Get the hammer, it's a bishounen!

 

[neoontime]

Hey a real wolf. Go get your dinner my lion buddy.

 

[AlwaystheUnlucky]

Well, I can't say this is the strangest thing that's popped on my doorstep. Wait isn't that a... oh-shit-its-a-lion-get-inside!

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Hi Mr. Japanese Businessman.

IF your selling something, I am not interested.

If you want to tell me about your religion, I AM NOT INTERESTED.

If you are giving away free candy, GIMM'E! GIMM'E NOW! D:<

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

What if the candy isn't free?

 

[mParadox]

What if freedom doesn't mean candy? O.O

 

[mParadox]

*sprinkles candy* <.<

 

[The Night Angel]

*Takes out candy umbrella* What now, Para???

 

[mParadox]

*sprinkle tornado* @_________________@

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Hey, blue cat, WHY ARE YOU FISHING IN MY BIRDBATH! D:<

 

[AKDread]

i would gasp and proceed with a bro fist

 

[mParadox]

I would scream and proceed with a bro hammer.

 

[mParadox]

What? Really? Naaaaaaaaaaaaaw.

It's bro hammer. No affiliation with the Brovengers or what ever that sausage fest is called.

 

[Roxas1359]

*sees army of turrets*
*shits pants*
Should've known GLaDOS wasn't gonna let me leave that easily.

 

[mParadox]

You're the new DJ for the cemetery? :O Awesome! Our last DJ had to retire because he played his tracks to death. :3

 

[Truniron]

I would close the door and run.