If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[mParadox]

I would open the door, looking very very closely, and then slam it shut.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Have a tea party.

 

[Roxas1359]

Question, are you seeing stars around you?
Please tell me you are...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

*looks around*
Nope!

 

[Roxas1359]

I thought so. *punches Trouble in face*
Now?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I thought so. *punches Trouble in face*
Now?

Yep!
OT: Can you stop molesting me?
[sup]Please?[/sup]

 

[Roxas1359]

Hey, I have to remain a hundred yards away from you, so go away before I call the cops!

 

[mParadox]

*pats head* You can try but you'll always fail. @______@

 

[The Night Angel]

Is it filled with heroines?? Much better. Though they'd have to be kind of small.....

Also, why are you molesting that guy on my doorstep??

 

[The Night Angel]

I prefer "?" any day of the week....

 

[neoontime]

I would get him some fish...

 

[I Max95]

i would shut the door

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Get shot.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Get shot, again.

 

[I Max95]

i would shoot them

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...get shot, yet again.

 

[I Max95]

i would politely, but firmly, ask them to leave the premisis