If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Evil Smurf]

anw naw wan

 

[mParadox]

Oh you so craaaazy.

 

[Evil Smurf]

call me maybe?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Let's not start a parody

And a relationship with a cat is frowned upon!

 

[Evil Smurf]

I think it is purrfect

 

[PsychicTaco115]

You're a cat crossed with a pop-tart, I'm a scientist

We both know how this happened...

 

[Evil Smurf]

you created me! You crazy scientist!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

What, I was bored and I wanted to see what would happen!

Want to know what you're made from?

 

[Evil Smurf]

yes....will it scar me for life?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Maybe

Maybe not

So the ingredients list:

1 cat

1 package of Strawberry Pop-tarts

5 oz of a magician's blood

10 grams of cocaine

5 gallons of water

 

[Evil Smurf]

Was there lightening invovled?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Some

It was a total coincidence that a thunderstorm hit

We originally planned on using radiation

 

[Evil Smurf]

I might have had x ray vision then

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Peter Parker didn't get X-Ray vision

Well, that's debatable, really

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Spoiler

That is all.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I would scream and close the door.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd lock you out.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'd let you in

 

[mParadox]

I'd lock you all in.