If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

How about some cupcakes?

 

[Roxas1359]

How about you come inside and we have some tea?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

What kind? Japanese or English?
You know, I've never had Japanese tea...

 

[scorptatious]

*opens door*

*sees active turrets outside*

*quickly closes door*

 

[Roxas1359]

*hug of death*
I love Vivi!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

We should go get soba.

 

[Roxas1359]

Well, if I could reach my car keys we could go.
But you keep pressing your breasts against that man and I can't reach my car.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Cold or warm soba? That's the question right there.

I've never had soba before, so I don't know.

OT: You call that slowmo?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I knew a Japanese girl. She was awesome.
OT: Will you stop already?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

They're really judgmental and xenophobic, though... Many are also anti-game and anime fan. My Japanese friend had to put up with a lot of shit for being a gamer, mostly from parents.
OT: Fine -.-"

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Most cultures are, but the Japanese are especially bad with it.

Ot: Can you at least go away?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

My friend's parents were not open at all. They'd flip if they caught my friend or her sister playing games and such.

OT: I'll pass.

 

[Evil Smurf]

You have my axe

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Actually, she was the only one that was out of Japan. She came over and boarded in my school's dorm for a few years.

OT: Why do you always come here!?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I think she's back in Japan now.

OT: I'm actually quite cold...

 

[mParadox]

*makes tea* Oh don't mind me~

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I wish I was in Japan right now... *Meh!*

On Topic:What? Oh you don't have these rubbing against you... that's why.

I can't decide if I want to go to Japan or not. Its gotten hard. I think I'm everything the Japanese hate, all in one person. Also, I don't have that kind of money, probably never will.

OT: I'm still cold, even with the... melons... rubbing against me.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Well, I don't think any culture dislike people who are afraid of people.

OT: I think its working.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Yep. When I'm with somebody, and other people come and I'm not friends with them, I tend to run away. I also tend to hide in the corner and be invisible or hide behind/between people I know.

OT: *absorbs fire* Well, being a ex-pyromancer still has benefits.

 

[mParadox]

Ooooh, so you're a ninja then? :O