If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[MrGalactus]

Ask him where his planet is, then eat it.

 

[sb666]

*slap*

 

[Kae]

Ask her out to dance, because as a creepy ghost that everyone fears she must be really lonely.

 

[ACBlackJ0ck]

Try and help him with his hat problem

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Spoiler

 

[sb666]

Spoiler

 

[The Pumpkin Witch]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Good thing I fancy witches, or I'd kill you with fire.

 

[Basement Cat]

Oh, my! You can be my honey bunny! Come in for some carrot juice

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

What are you?!

 

[neoontime]

Umm. scientists, what is this monstrosity on my door step?!

 

[sb666]

I would ask the same questions. >.>

 

[Kae]

O_O It's a corpse! *Pokes with stick*

 

[sb666]

Nope, it's a ghost >.>

 

[Kae]

O_O *pokes with stick again*
:O it goes through it, I must take a picture!

 

[sb666]

Wait, did you say picture? Shit I'm out of here! D:
Little reference

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Are you after my Fatal Frame copies? Are you angry that I haven't gotten around to play them? Is that what's going on?!

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Halloween is ages off!

...What do you mean, those ears are real?! 0_0

 

[Kae]

Stop that!
You're making too much noise and some of us need to sleep

 

[sb666]

*slaps and slams door* :3

Are you after my Fatal Frame copies? Are you angry that I haven't gotten around to play them? Is that what's going on?!

Wait, you what? O_O