If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Scde2]

Would you like to get off my property? You're frightening the children.

 

[sb666]

*slaps* no dancing :C

 

[xmbts]

*Shoots*

No slapping.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

If you must come in, would you mind leaving the guns outside? Or at the very least, leaving the ammunition outside?

 

[neoontime]

I'll let them finish there moment. *cocks shotgun* Then they got to get that lovey-dovey stuff the hell off my doorstep.

 

[janjotat]

I'll trade my 1911 for that shotgun AND I'll throw in free soup for a week

 

[sb666]

*Steals soup* :3

Captcha Teflon President.

 

[Scde2]

*Poker face*

Erm...hello

 

[xmbts]

I am torn between the adorableness and the Naziness.

 

[Scde2]

Here take the children, just don't hurt me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Why do you have children, anyway? Are you going to kidnap me and make me one of them now?

 

[Scde2]

I collect children. You want to be the start of my new collection?

 

[sb666]

That's creepy... I'm going to go and call the police.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Yeah sure... *steals car*

 

[Yuno Gasai]

*rummages through his pockets while nobody's looking*

 

[neoontime]

Can't you get the picture already.
*fires*

 

[LynxParadox]

You again! why won't you leave my poor door alone!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

because you keep ringing my doorbell.

 

[neoontime]

"I didn't order no anime whore"-PRB

 

[Scde2]

NOT INTERESTED *Slams door shut*