If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Sacman]

....>...

*Kidnaps...*
...<.<

 

[ShockValue]

You seem to be having issues there.

 

[Sacman]

:/ well you could kidnap me if you want...<.<

 

[ShockValue]

Yeah...no.
*Closes door*

 

[Sacman]

But if you did I could make you cookies...<.<

 

[ShockValue]

I already closed the door!

 

[Sacman]

Because you could always re open it... or I could knock it down...<.<

 

[LynxParadox]

>.>...
why does everyone insist on living so close to eachother o.o

 

[Sacman]

Because we're bestest buddies forever...<.<

 

[thesilentman]

You're not from the tape from that Japanese horror movie whose name escapes me? Good; I can rest easy about living for the rest of my life.

 

[Basement Cat]

Why yes, Tin Man, I do have a can of oil.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Look, you either get yourself more than just eyes or get away from my door.

 

[xmbts]

I will trade hats with you.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I don't know, play Rock Band or something?

 

[LynxParadox]

Food!
*nom*

... why is my food attached to a body o.o...

 

[sb666]

Oh my god! What the fuck is that?! O_O

 

[Scde2]

Wait, this is MY lawn You get off!

 

[karcentric]

Stop dancing...

STOP DANCING...

STAHP EEET!!

*stomps repeatedly*

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

*Looks up at you. Growls*

I'm too badass for you to even scare.

 

[sb666]

*slap*