If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[thesilentman]

I have no idea what's going on. I'll just shut the door now...

 

[xmbts]

Don't make that face at me.

 

[ShockValue]

This is like the third time you've shot me...

 

[UnusualStranger]

I imagine you are here on business?

 

[thesilentman]

No, for the lulz.

 

[ShockValue]

Nope.
*Slams door shut*

 

[Kae]

Why are you shushing me?

 

[ShockValue]

Because you're always yelling and breaking pots. So you can't come in >.>

 

[thesilentman]

Wants to steal the cat. Check.

Flamethrower, Alfred.

 

[Scde2]

....You're a serial killer, aren't you?

 

[Basement Cat]

Can't you read the sign? It says "No Solicitors".

*sicks Rust Monster on thesilentman*

EDIT: Grrr, ninja'd! And by a lousy blue cat and a little cat-boy!

 

[thesilentman]

DARK SOULS TIME.

20 Estus Flasks? Check.
1 Knight's Shield? Check.
1 Magic Catalyst? Check.
1 Magic Weapon? Check.
61 Throwing Knives? Check.
Pride's shadows? Check.
Al's alchemy? Check.
JOLLY CO-OPERATION!?? CHECK!

WHO'S FIRST?? >:-D

 

[Basement Cat]

Hah, ME! I don't know what half of those things are! I'M INVINCIBLE!!!

[small]Dies instantly.[/small]

 

[UnusualStranger]

You do realize I do not do resurrections for free....

 

[dalek sec]

I would wonder why there is a creepy cat like person at my doorstep at this or in fact any hour.