If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Scde2]

@Lulu: The big ass book my avy is holding.

OT: I would stab him to get him to stop.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

come on in the fellas are just about to make Jager Bombs

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would ask what they are doing.

 

[Scde2]

I would steal his pineapple.

 

[AvsJoe]

I would ask what book he's not currently reading and secretly hope it's a Crichton novel.

 

[Knife-28]

*Opens door*
"Hey look, an egg"
*Egg cracks*
"Hey it's hatcing"
*Egg Hatches*
"Awww what a cut-OMG what the frak is that thing!!!"
*Boots the creature into the moon*

 

[AvsJoe]

I would probably start convulsing from the seizure brought on by looking at it.

 

[BoxCutter]

Making omelettes tonight.

 

[shadowhunter2000]

I'd pick it up and chuck it at some stupid princess-napping giant reptile.

 

[Shemming]

shout OMG fatboy and fly away in my cat copter

omg first post welcome to the escapist

 

[AvsJoe]

I would hug the kitty hug the kitty hug the kitty hug the kitty hug the kitty YAY! hug the kitty hug the kitty hug the kitty!

 

[Dragon_of_red]

Back away slowley. They look like thye want my soul.

 

[S.R.S.]

Great... Mormons.