If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[xWestie]

I'd be pretty freaked out and would probably slam the door?

 

[Zirat]

Watch with interest as something is about to be dismembered

 

[AvsJoe]

I would blink, rub my eyes, and try to figure out why my front door leads to a black and white room.

 

[xWestie]

Stare at it, shout "Egg!" and try to hatch it

 

[S.R.S.]

I'll pay you for the pizza and ask you to leave.

 

[AvsJoe]

I'd scream like a little girl and slam the door, hoping that your avatar wouldn't try to break in.

 

[Scde2]

I would throw eggs at him.

 

[Broady Brio]

"-The fuck did you get here?!"

 

[Stone Wera]

He's a cartoon so by plugging the barrels of those cannons would prevent my death.

 

[BoxCutter]

I'd ask why there is a toilet on my front porch, and what he was drinking to vomit a rainbow.

 

[Scde2]

I would throw him at my neighbors.

 

[S.R.S.]

Damn otakus

 

[Scde2]

I would send his ass packing into another dimension.

 

[Vrex360]

I'd probably shoot the human scum several times with my Covenant Carbine.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I don't trust no split lips, I send you through the trap door your standing on and blast your head off with my shotgun

 

[Scde2]

I would invite them in for a drink.

 

[Dommius]

Give him a haircut

 

[Nouw]

Would you like a pie? Turn that frown, upside down!

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Take the pie to the face, slowly lick my lips a little bit to get the whipped cream off, back up, and slowly close the door.

 

[S.R.S.]

NO this isn't what I wanted, I said POKEMON!