If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[S.R.S.]

C'mon you don't need all that skin.

 

[Anarchemitis]

C'mon, you don't need all that iron.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

play the 1812 overture and I'll let you in

 

[Anarchemitis]

[[At once!]]
Well you're a handsome pair.

 

[Scde2]

I would boo at his conducting skills.

 

[Jaywebbs]

I would simply say, Who are you and what are you reading?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*see's the evil looking cross* oh shit you again! time for something new. *rocks on my heels in the fetal position*

 

[Vrex360]

I'm gonna be honest, I'd be annoyed that the naked lady with big knockers suddenly walked away to reveal that it was just the top of two old guys heads.

 

[Scde2]

I would enslave my self to him so I wouldn't be killed.

 

[Tenebrae Aeternus]

I'd wonder why androgynous teenagers were venturing into my organ harvesting regime

 

[Scde2]

I would scream and run away.

 

[S.R.S.]

Git mah gun!

 

[Protocol95]

Close the door as fast as possible and then flee.

 

[S.R.S.]

You dare tempt fate?

 

[Scde2]

I will not convert! *Pulls lever that sends SRS to the rancor*

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

Would you like a cookie?

 

[Scde2]

I would make sure I was still sane.

 

[pSY'oniK]

I'd be a sad panda

 

[S.R.S.]

Make sure that I make no sudden movements

 

[Scde2]

I'd introduce him to Mr. Golfclub.