If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Alpha1Niner]

I'd give a right arm.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

I'd flip out shouting "It's Colonel Klink! It's colonel Klink!"

 

[bgg1996]

I would give it the finger-shaking of it's life

 

[Skorpyo]

I'd ask him to come to a street corner with me, so that he can dance about while I shake people down for money.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

In a shirt like that? I'd invite her in.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

I'd erase the dots...somehow.

 

[capin Rob]

I'd shoot him in the chest then T-Bag him Wilst I wear a C. Box

 

[BrailleOperatic]

I'd slam the door mumbling "Stupid Jehovah's witness..."

 

[xxcloud417xx]

"Why yes, I DO prefer diamond shaped Shreddies more than square ones."

 

[JRCB]

STEVE JOBS! Maybe he can tell me why my Apple products hate me...

 

[KiruTheMant]

NO I'M NOT HIDING ANY ALIENS IN HERE MR. SUIT DON'T KILL ME. *Slam*

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I'd look in horror as whatever that thing is eats my face off.

 

[KiruTheMant]

I'd wonder how your clothing was doing that on a windless day and invite you in for puppy food.(Made of puppies.)

 

[BoosterGold]

First I point out the sweet irony of the last posts.
Then I sprat it with a fire extinguisher because my doorstep appears to be on fire