If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[KiruTheMant]

I wonder what flavor gold latex is and invite him in.

 

[The Free Wind]

I blow out the flames, and douse him in rain.

 

[Blue Musician]

I would turn on the lights since I cannot see a damn thing.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I would kick it in the face. NO ANIME STYLE CHARACTER IN MY HOUSE!

 

[Scde2]

I would shoot him for attacking me with a fly swatter.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would call the police on him and make him stop hitting that thing with a giant key.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I would take them to an optometrist.

 

[BoosterGold]

I would give her the keys to lagann because, simon is being emo again, then we combine to form Gurren Lagann
JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE!!!!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I would accept his offer of the keys to lagann. Then, I would ask for the kickin' sunglasses.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

I'd show him my collection of drills to find out if MINE IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS! kick her out for being a goddamn ninja.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Stab him in the chest from behind with my awesome ninja powers.

 

[BoosterGold]

I give her Garlock Simon' star Glasses

Spoiler: Xpwn

 

[Roxas1359]

Take a picture and show it too my friend who is a huge Gurren Lagann fan and will probably kill me for meeting Kamina.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

@Booster: Not much else of a place, is there?

OT: I would ask for his autograph.

 

[BoosterGold]

@Xpwn not really

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

OT: I would give him a hug.

 

[xmbts]

"So, we meet again?"

 

[Roxas1359]

I'd call an ambulance because a person with that many tubes in their body needs to be in a hospital I think.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I would wonder how he talks without a tongue.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

I'd ask how an entity made solely out of virtual data manages to have any mass at all.