If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Sacman]

Pants on dry humping...

 

[Lust]

Who knows............

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Take her cutlasses from her.

 

[Zirat]

Let her in, she seems like a fine person who isnt mentaly unstable at all[/sarcasm]


Besides, she can help me with some of the more unruly types I use to supply my... tannery, yes that's the right word for it, in the soundproofed basement

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

So that's what their calling it these days.

Let them in.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Bind and gag her to prevent further needless violence.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I wonder how you found yourself floating through space and into the Dawn before I kick you out anf go back into cryo sleep

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Invite them in to show them THE COLLECTION!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Perform a lobotomy.

 

[Sacman]

perform a rock and roll evacuation...

 

[Agent_Nahmen_Jayden]

"Are you that kid from 'The Ring'? Do I have seven days to live now? AHHHH!!!"

Or if I wasn't stupid I would ask why he was standing at my door when I didn't know who they were. I would ask if they needed anything and send them on their way if they didn't.

 

[Blydden]

Pepper spray time. :3

 

[Sacman]

Chloroform time...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Time to whipe the memory of the computer

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Stealthed-live-frag-grenade-in-pants time!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Want some hot chocolate?

 

[Blydden]

Ugh. Don't tell me...

Chloroform time...

Yay! Chloroform time! But, wait...why?

 

[Steppin Razor]

Sweet, time to pull out my A game and try to pick up.

"Hey, are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special".

 

[Julianking93]

I'd be happy someone looked so excited to see me!

 

[Sacman]

I would go for more of a "Are you an official? because you've officially given me a boner..."

Edit: Ninja!!! but it still applies...