If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[One Seven One]

For the last time I don't want any!
...
Oh it's you, we meet again!... What ever your name is...
Round 1, fight!

 

[Canadian Briton]

"Umm, hello strange red mask thing, what do you want?"

 

[xmbts]

I have no myths to be busted strange walrus man, now leave.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Are you on tour here? No? Autograph signing? No? What are you doing here?

 

[Snowden's Secret]

*checks calendar* Erm, you do know we still have 8 days left before Halloween, right?

 

[xmbts]

Well thanks for that bit of info so now I can prepare for all the trick-or-treaters I don't get.

 

[Sliverwings]

Throw a cookie in the middle of the street

 

[xmbts]

Run blindly into the street, its common knowledge that Moogles have the best cookies, so it's completely worth it.

 

[Elephant Walker19]

I'd have a heart attack.

 

[Dango]

Wow, my lawn really needs mowing...

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

How did the sky get so low?

 

[xmbts]

How do you keep getting here?

 

[Sliverwings]

How did you find my house?

 

[Dango]

With my flailing and your magic, we might actually cast something.

 

[XThecommander]

Who are you, *looks past her* oh my god... Im in prorgatory *shuts and locks door*

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Go away. You are the fifth large thing to show up today.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Come on in, you're just in time for the game!

 

[xmbts]

I just got that landing pad installed for a reason you know.

 

[TheDoctor455]

No, for the last time, I don't need to hear a lecture on how the "internet is full of tubes".
Go away.

 

[Argtee]

What beautiful eyes you have.

Those are eyes...right?