If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[XThecommander]

Off topic:You beat me...
Wait... this is supposed to be my front door...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Unless you're selling something, I don't have time for this...

 

[xmbts]

*Gestures to self* PROFESSOR.

*Points to AwesomeExoress* LANDING PAD.

*Angrily waves hands* NOW!

Spoiler: and if you don't get it.

 

[XThecommander]

Stand still, I need to plug the microwave into you to make some hot pockets.

 

[Dango]

I still don't know what you are...

 

[Stuntkid]

God,What's up with these threads? LOL

I want attention! Respond, dammit!

 

[BoosterGold]

There fun!

Also be paitent I'll respond when I'm damn well ready until then *throws a hoagie out the door* eat this

 

[Dango]

Wait. So if you're upside down, what's the portal on? Is the portal just floating in mid air? Are you coming out of the ground? I have so many questions...

 

[XThecommander]

*Stands the girl up straight* Good, you are fixed, now go away.

 

[xmbts]

I don't know what would happen...improvise I guess.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Grab them a towel.

 

[BoosterGold]

Give them candy

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Damn.

 

[Argtee]

So...Are you going to try and sell me that gun?

 

[xmbts]

Cool trick, no solicitors.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I gots yer landing pad right over heres.

Spoiler

Don' worry abouts it.

Spoiler

 

[xmbts]

I'd say: WHAAAAAOHHHZ

 

[XThecommander]

Hey there neighbor, I have someone... *notices cables connected to him* SO YOUR THE ONE THAT IS STEALING MY INTERNET! *runs after him with a giant hammer.*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Nice wings bro. Can't let you in, though. You'll knock my ornaments over.

 

[XThecommander]

Hello, yes, I will buy some cookies, I'll have the bloody marshmellow cookie...