If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[AwesomeExpress]

Whoa, two Protoss in one day? I don't know about this.. you guys need to get a hobby. So what, you two selling cookies and the one who sells the most gets a prize?

 

[Wintermoot]

ask if they want to deliver a package to dogy doo V

 

[Krafty_Krocodile]

Boinky boink boink boink...

 

[TheDoctor455]

(activates psi-blade and kills Krafty)

I see the 609th Stormtrooper battalion is at it again.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

This is a house, not a charity.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I wasn't trying to sell you anything. I was just knocking to see if you'd like to hang out sometime... guess not... would you mind calling off the squad car behind you?

 

[Nouw]

"Hey Tassadar! Wassup bro!"

 

[CrazyGirl17]

"Nice afro."

 

[YoBadMama]

Is it a Digimon or a poke'mon? Eh, *Shuts door*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

We don't accept old ladies! Get back to your knittery!

 

[Nagisa94]

delivery?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hello... hmm... guess I should've been quicker... we're in space... so... you're floating around in an airless void... so all I see at my ship's airlock is a red cloud of blood floating around.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

You're selling pylons?

 

[Voodoomancer]

*breathes fire on you*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Oh thanks! It was getting a little chilly, and you don't want the ship to ice up! While you're at it, how about a weiner roast?

 

[TheDoctor455]

No I don't sell Pylons... besides without the right interfaces... that technology is completely usele...
Why yes I am selling Pylons!!!!

They're $10 million a piece, how many can I put you down for good sir?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

No, I do not want to hear the atrocities Kerrigan has done. I know.

 

[xmbts]

Why hello what brings you to...the middle of nowhere.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Disintegrates him*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*shoots mini nuke at it*