If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[TheRealCJ]

Holy freaking crap there's a multi-tailed magic fox on mah doorstep.

I'mma gon' Falkor his ass.


YEAAAAAAAAAH! *scare bullies*

 

[YoBadMama]

AAAHGHHHH! A talking internet explorer symbol! *runs for boomstick*

 

[TheDoctor455]

(slams door in face)

 

[xmbts]

Ah, it's you. How goes the whole, galactic savior thing?

 

[Best of the 3]

How did you manage to reach the door bell from all the way down there?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Hello, mon cheri! How may I assist you?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Ah, it's you. How goes the whole, galactic savior thing?

Well since SCII is out, it already happened... now I'm sort of a ghost... but I'm still kinda solid... ehh... with Blizzard its better to just run with it.

OT:
I already paid you, now where the hell is my package?

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

What the hell? I though you were dead!

 

[Scde2]

*Slowly closes door and calls the police*

 

[Best of the 3]

 

[xmbts]

Well you can just swim 10,000 miles back, no solicitors.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Noodle?!

 

[Yureina]

Scary. Let me go get my dark clothes so we can match! :3

 

[Dango]

Play him that I remembered the fifth of November.

 

[Scde2]

I would get out of the way before he lands on top of me.

 

[Steppin Razor]

*calls up black market organ harvesters and slips a sedative into a bottle of water*

"Come on in. Would you care for a nice, cold glass of water?"

 

[Scde2]

I would assume that they are doing some kind of war dance and promptly defend myself with lethal force.

 

[Steppin Razor]

*smacks*
Bad cat, you no claw my curtains!

 

[xmbts]

*smacks*
Don't smack people, it's rude.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Got lost again? Here's a map.