If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[TheDoctor455]

(scries)
Yes they are.
I'm not going to take them.
I just want to take a look at them... they may be the source of Sigil's recent problems.
I am attempting to isolate the threat.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Won't I have to investigate your background?
[sup]I've been guarding these scrolls for... I don't even know how long... I need to know you know what you're doing and you won't screw everything up.[/sup]

 

[TheDoctor455]

You could do that... but there's no point.
I am the Nameless One, I have died and been reborn times beyond counting.
And every now and then I forget who I am, and thus have to construct a new identity.
I'm still in the process of doing that right now.
So... the best you could do is look up my previous versions... but that won't tell you anything about the current "me".

Well... here... come into my mind...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Yes, yes that will be most helpful. Note: if anything happens to my projection, no scrolls for you.

 

[xmbts]

*Pokes projection lightly*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Get out of my head xmbts. There's some food in the kitchen, help yourself.

Now then...
sorry about the interruption Hail Fire, please continue...
Though I should warn you... you might want to stay away from memories of my first incarnation... those tend to be pretty painful for anyone who sees them...

 

[xmbts]

Bah, they weren't that bad.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Then you must have one fucked-up life xmbts... and get out of here!

 

[xmbts]

Hey if you had to fight off demons, pirates, and Bruce Willis in your first year of life I think you could handle anything.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... actually I have fought pirates, bandits, thieves, psychopaths, demons, Cthuloids, zombies, cranium rats, wizards, warlocks, demons, the Lady of Pain... in the first year of one of my lives... so I think my life may be a little more fucked up here...

 

[xmbts]

But I'm not immortal.

Spoiler: And I have to do whatever this guy wants.

 

[Sacman]

_>
<_<
*Kidnaps...*

 

[xmbts]

Halp, I is been kidnapped?!

 

[mParadox]

No you're not! *holds*

While you are dangling b/w...cake?

 

[xmbts]

...Are you coming on to me?

 

[mParadox]

*munches* Cake? Or biscuits?

 

[xmbts]

*Holds up tray of biscuits*

Just don't touch the cake maker...it's sensitive.

 

[mParadox]

I promise. Can't say the same for the 'fox' though. =3

 

[TheDoctor455]

Huh?
What the fuck just happened?

 

[mParadox]

Sleeping have we? Don't worry i got you covered.

xmbts was being kidnapped so i offered cake while munching some myself. He too offered cake but cautioned to not mess with the cake maker installed by Bot3. Why? B/c that would make me pedoman.