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[TheDoctor455]

Okay then...
So I see you still haven't managed to get away from the speech bubble...

Have you tried using your hidden gun on it?

 

[mParadox]

It knows about it.... >_>

I must find the companion cube!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Why?

But... okay...

(gestures hands in the shape of a portal gun, a Portal opens to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center)

Okay... there it is... do you want to go it alone, or should I tag along?

 

[mParadox]

Might as well come. There might be...complications in ridding it..

 

[TheDoctor455]

(a PA cuts in as we arrive)
PA: Hello and again welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment center, your specimen has been processed and we are ready to begin the test proper.

(end of PA)

Oh shit....

 

[xmbts]

*High fives GLaDOS*

 

[TheDoctor455]

xmbts! What!?!?! You're in league with that thing?

DAMN IT!
Well... we're screwed mParadox.

 

[mParadox]

*shoots GLaDOS in the eye*

You were saying.

 

[xmbts]

What? She's plugged into the ceiling, I'm usually plugged into the ceiling. It just...works.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Yes... but she experiments on everyone until they die.
And she controls all of the Portals leading in and out of this facility.
Which means I'd be here forever!

She would eventually start experimenting on you as well xmbts...
now, I know you'd think you'd win, but remember, she's an AI, and can easily move around between Aperture and Black Mesa facilities (at least, that's all I'm aware of).

 

[mParadox]

Noo..... the logic of such infrastructure without proof makes it redundant and therefore i call Bob the Builder to tear it down.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I killed Bob the Builder and all of his friends years ago.

Not gonna happen... the only chance we have is to make it through the "test", get into the AI core, destroy GlaDOS's main hub, and escape through the large portal that will open up as a result.
Let's go!

 

[xmbts]

remember, she's an AI, and can easily move around between Aperture and Black Mesa facilities (at least, that's all I'm aware of).

Oh...*Chuckles*...You don't know the half of it, you monster.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hey! She started it! We just came to borrow a companion cube, and she's trying to kill us!

 

[mParadox]

And you expected it to be easy? Clearly you haven't learnt much.

 

[xmbts]

*Maniacal laughter*
You won't escape, you can try to but you WILL fail.
*Shakes head before standing still again*
*To self* That's enough out of you.

 

[mParadox]

*thinking* Clearly we need your area of expertise Doctor. Kindly the mf the living circuits out of this thing.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*thinking* Clearly we need your area of expertise Doctor. Kindly the mf the living circuits out of this thing.

That doesn't usually work... AIs don't process information the same way we do... however,
I can use a basic levitation spell to help us bypass most traps this place will throw at us.

 

[mParadox]

That would work too.

 

[TheDoctor455]

And you can use your climbing ability to get to the hard to reach switches.
And I can easily teleport you back to my current position so that you don't miss the time.