If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[xmbts]

*Climbs out of furnace*

Alright forget this I'm going home.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Sorry about that xmbts... but throwing some kind of AI into that furnace is the only way to open that portal...

 

[xmbts]

Well next time you get possessed by the-Ooh a cake maker on this model...excellent-crazy computer.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Well look... are there any upgrades you want?
Or any features that Murdoc included that you'd like removed?

 

[xmbts]

How about getting the crazy-Oh don't listen to her she's delusional from the attempted murder-removed, it's distracting.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

So where did you put the men in the white coats?

 

[xmbts]

The who?
Oh they aren't around anymore, but you shouldn't worry about that...
I feel funny.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Okay... xmbts... here we go...
let's try my custom anti-virus program...
hmm... that seems to have removed GlaDOS from your system...
but... is there anything else you'd like me to look at?

 

[xmbts]

Absolutely not, now stay out of my head.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Okay... but just so you know... Murdoc seems to have left an override in your head...
which could allow him to do anything he wants to you.

 

[xmbts]

Bah, free will.

 

[TheDoctor455]

So... do you want me to take that override out or not?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Didn't you have a blue aura before?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Yes... but it went away after enough people called it a Smurf.

 

[The Clown]

*wakes up in xmbts' bed, yawns and climbs out, then walks sleepily down the stairs, into the kitchen and as he reaches up to a cabinet suddenly widens his eyes* .... you *looks at xmbts who is sitting at the table and draws his sledgehammer*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Not a fan of clowns. Nothing personal.
*slams door*

 

[TheDoctor455]

So... did I pass your check?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Yes. You did. You had some weird crap in there, if you don't mind me saying.

 

[xmbts]

@The Clown That wasn't my bed and that isn't me. If she has a mask I would suggest running as far away as you can.

OT: Well hello.

 

[The Clown]

*smashes the person sitting at the table in the face with the sledgehammer and runs back to xmbts' house*