If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[The Eggplant]

"You again? Well, I suppose you're not *that* ba--YOUR LIPS! WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY?"

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

How did you get here?
You are too small!

 

[UnusualStranger]

Why hello there.... I'm pretty sure you weren't looking for me.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

What brings you to this here park?

 

[Goremocker]

Get off my damn lawn you damn anime kid!!

(That is of coarse a translation)

What was really said: BARK BARK BARK BARK!!

 

[UnusualStranger]

OK, someone is screwing with me leaving a puppy here.

 

[gamptrak]

The hunting shop is on the other side of town.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Look at the wolf!

 

[Goremocker]

IT JUST WON'T LEAVE!!! IT WILL EAT MEEEE!!!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

NOM NOM NOM?
[sup]I'm taking advantage of you getting ninja'd.[/sup]

 

[Goremocker]

Touche...*pulls out gun* now how you gonna act?

 

[UnusualStranger]

*Swish*
Arrow to the head.
How are you going to act?

 

[Goremocker]

I make a living getting shot in the head...*pulls out flamethrower* Now how you gonna act? *has a BBQ*

 

[UnusualStranger]

*regens health*
No you don't. Your a puppy.
*Gives to biteys*

 

[Goremocker]

They tickle...I've faced a Heavy shooting me in the face with his minigun these cuties do nothing! *pulls out sniper rifle* Full charge...squeeze the trigger...*BOOM! head shot*

 

[UnusualStranger]

*same damage as anything else*
Once again, no you haven't. You are a puppy.
So, what are you doing here?

 

[bgg1996]

I think it's a sort of desert thingie, but I'm pretty sure it has a lazer gun.
Wait, lazer gun...

 

[Goremocker]

*same damage as anything else*
Once again, no you haven't. You are a puppy.
So, what are you doing here?

Ok,had to quote,you don't know how this avatar originated do you?He's a spray on tf2,meaning everyone shoots at him

OT:I'M BURNING!!! THERE ARE STARS ON MY LAWN!!!

 

[UnusualStranger]

?

I would ask why, since I am unfamiliar with TF2, but I have a feeling its a long story. So....

There is a brand on your forehead. Might wanna get that checked out.

 

[bgg1996]

O.O

There is a Lazer gun in that avatar.

Correction: There WAS a lazer gun in that avatar.

Kleptomaniacs ftw!
Where did my watch go...