If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Steppin Razor]

"*****, quit moving around or I'ma punch yo' head in!"

 

[Sacman]

Put the lotion on it's skin or else it get's the hose again...

 

[Julianking93]

It's cute....but now I have a seizure. Someone call an amberlamps!

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Puts sauce of milk down*
Tell no one!

 

[Sacman]

The whistles, they go WhoopWhoop!!!

Edit: ninja!!!

 

[Steppin Razor]

"Woo, a bus trip through the desert! How could this be anything but good?"

*eye twitch*
Fucking ninjas.

DIE!
*starts stabbing*

 

[Julianking93]

Goddamn ninja

I'd kick it's ass for ninjaing me.

 

[Sacman]

lol it's like a ninja domino effect...

 

[Steppin Razor]

*rolls up newspaper and starts smacking on the nose*
Bad kitty!

Edit
You're fucking kidding me, right? Fucking slow ass site not updating the threads when I hit refresh.

 

[Julianking93]

Haha! You were ninja'd again!!

 

[Sacman]

How do you get ninja'd by 6 minutes?

 

[Steppin Razor]

I edited my post above.

As for what I'd do to this avatar, well, I'd probably do a re-enactment of Hostel or Saw to it.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Here have some panadol.
Die hay fever DIE!

 

[Nouw]

"HOLY SHIT CAR!"

 

[Sacman]

OMG run it's an army clown!!!

 

[Zeromaeus]

I'd turn the television off. Its clearly broken and some neighbor kid tried to get a rise out of me by leaving it here. How dare they!

 

[BoosterGold]

Buy it a giant cookie, why because I want to see it eating a giant cookie

 

[superbatranger]

Well, if that cake's for me, I see no reason not to let them in.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Radical Edward?
...
Fancy a game of chess?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Hmm.. I don't know if I should take your hat and shut the door or if I should invite you in and we'd play Henry Hatsworth. Either way, we'd do something hat related. Hat.