If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Impluse_101]

I'd welcome it with warmth and comfort. No more, No less.

 

[Vrex360]

"RAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH DIE HUMAN SCU-"

*pause*

.... hello.

 

[Zeromaeus]

...I've paid my taxes.
-closes the door-
-seals the door with magic-
-opens the trapdoor under the door-mat leading to the rancor pit-

 

[Sacman]

Ask him where his avatar is from because it looks familiar...

 

[xmbts]

Inform then that I'm pretty sure it's from the DS version of FF3

 

[Vrex360]

I don't know, probably invite it in for a coffee. I have no idea what it is though so it would be quite awkward.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I greet him with my shotgun and see how it goes from there

 

[xmbts]

I would offer him baked goods in order to get him to take off the helmet.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... the lead from Ghost in the Shell?

I'd probably start with "how can I help you officer?" While trying VERY HARD not to stare since she had a habit of going on patrol naked (so the cloaking device would work... I guess).

 

[Sacman]

That's noodle from the Gorillaz...

I would ask what the heel it is...

 

[xmbts]

Probably make a bad pun about being wired since I just happened to look up Lain after seeing you mention it in several posts.

 

[Skorpyo]

Wonder how they moved around with all those wires.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Kill it with fire!
-raises cane-
Firaga! Firaga! Firaga!

 

[Sacman]

Stare at it for a while...

 

[Zeromaeus]

...
......
.........
Can I help you, strange person who seems to be somewhat digital in nature.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I would offer him baked goods in order to get him to take off the helmet.

I'll try before I do...if I like consider it done

OT: Let the fine fellow in

 

[Sacman]

Murder in cold blood...

 

[Nouw]

"So what's with all the shaking?"

I'd throw her a pie as that's what mine always does.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

squeez his clown nose to see if it honks before i decide