If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[xmbts]

Hey you! stop throwing children at my house.
Don't make me get the hose!

 

[Lust]

Oh my, it seems that someone has broken into my house.

*raises fists*

Have at you!!!

 

[xmbts]

Epic fight incoming, brace for awesomeness.

 

[Zirat]

Try to see where all those tubes are connected and then...

You know what? I'll just close the door and walk away from the whole situation

 

[TheDoctor455]

Only two words come to mind: "oh shit".

 

[Dr.Susse]

Close the door and back away slowly.

 

[Dango]

Dive out of the way. I don't feel like getting run over.

 

[Lust]

It seems you can't decide on where to fall over.............let me help you..........

*picks up Dango*
*puts Dango on couch*

There........that wasn't so hard......

 

[Sacman]

Play them a song... I hope they like techno...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Scream ELECTRIC SIX!!!! And party down.

 

[xmbts]

First the car parties in my basement, now on my doorstep?
Will the madness never end?

 

[Dango]

Tell him that this is not madness. This is Forum Games.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... I keep moving every time you show up... HOW DO YOU KEEP FINDING ME?!?!?!?!

Ah well... at least you do a strip tease everytime we meet...
Weird, but eh... if that's what does it for you.

 

[xmbts]

I'm assuming you either want a cup of sugar or to construct additional pylons on my property.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Invite her in and have a dance party.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm assuming you either want a cup of sugar or to construct additional pylons on my property.

You're thinking of Artanis.
I'm Tassadar. So... its more likely that I'm going to drive a Carrier through your door because I mistook you for the Overmind.

As for "planet express" over there...
collect on my delivery and then kill them off so I don't have to pay them anything.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

You've come for the party? Great! Xmbts needs another dance partner.

 

[xmbts]

Huzzah dance party all around!

 

[Lust]

Who are you, and where are my cookies? (Nobody seems to have cookies anymore. -_-)

 

[Sacman]

I have cookies...
...In....
...my...
...pants...
...pocket...