If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Lust]

Quick!!! Get those pants off!!!

*rips pants off*
*takes cookies*
*om nom noms the hell out of 'em*

 

[Sacman]

You didn't have to rip them off, they were just in the pockets...

 

[Lust]

Quick!! Get in here then!!

 

[Sacman]

Don't stand there, come in!!!

 

[Lust]

Well come on in......................I hope you like pie............

 

[Sacman]

*In bad Russian accent...*

Pop in sometime, it can be fun around here!!!

 

[Lust]

*puts on bad redneck accent*

From what I can tell, you want to come in. Well, I have no objections towards this notion.

It also seem that no one else does as well..........so........welcome to the party. Take a load off, make yourself comfortable.

Common courtesy dictates that I treat my guests with as much respect as I can.

All I can ask is, do you have anymore cookies?

 

[Sacman]

Sit with us Stalk- I mean LustFull0ne...

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Simply throw the monitor away.

 

[Steppin Razor]

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*puts on rape face*
Welcome to my home, won't you come in for some candy?

 

[Blue Musician]

*Prepares shotgun for the Giant Head*

 

[xmbts]

Is there a nuke going off down the street? Because you seem to be disintegrating. (Best pick up line ever)

 

[AwesomeExpress]

What, you're selling cupcakes? I'll take five!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

No, I do not want to buy a bible, nor did I order one.

 

[xmbts]

Well if you're gonna stand there doing that then at least go wax my fence.

 

[Blue Musician]

"Is it Cyberpunk now?"

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Wanna share my icecream cone?

 

[Blue Musician]

"How did it got here?!"
*Points at giant hole in the ceiling*

 

[Steppin Razor]

*lights on fire*
Burn, BURN!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Right then, here's the paint. Get to it.