If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Lust]

Spoiler: Noooo.........

.....why today of all days.......*foams at mouth*......*passes out*.....

 

[Dr.Susse]

You are the scariest Mormon that I've ever seen.......I'll take one of your books then.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I shut the door slowly, then I start boarding up all entrances into my home and booby-trapping the hallways.

 

[xmbts]

Ummmm...honk honk blarg?

 

[Vrex360]

*reads the above post*

Alright, you made a racist statement against my people, die human scum!

*cuts you in half*

 

[xmbts]

Nah man it's cool I'm like 1/16 Sangheili, that makes it okay.
(TBH I was really hoping you would be the one to see that)

 

[TheDoctor455]

Ummmm...honk honk blarg?

Wrong address dumbass.

 

[xmbts]

Oh, sorry my mistake.

Now will you kindly get the fuck out of my mansion?

 

[Lust]

Hello there.............*bows*...................now.........here's some chanting for you..........

 

[Sacman]

Invite them in... to start a rap group...

 

[Skorpyo]

Why, hello again. Why haven't you fixed that antenna yet?

And where are the thin-mints I ordered?

 

[xmbts]

Hello there.............*bows*...................now.........here's some chanting for you..........

I will have nightmares with that playing in the background.

OT: And you will be in it too...in fact nightmares all around!

 

[Lust]

Oh hey............*nods*.......what's up..........

 

[Sacman]

Given them a big burly hug...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Join in with the hug.

(This feels creepy)

 

[Sacman]

Start the pants on dry humping...
(It's not even creepy yet...)

 

[Dr.Susse]

Tell them they can keep my leg, saw if off and hop away.

 

[Lust]

Wait..........but we're not finished yet.............*licks lips*...........*runs after*.........what about the cuddling?!..........

 

[Sacman]

Yeah come on we were gonna take you to the...

 

[Lust]

You're not going to keep that top hat on are you?...........if so, then, at least give me one.