If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[ThoseTwoDudes]

Shit, whats with all the wires?

 

[xmbts]

Well, whats with your robotic chicken thing?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

What's with your hat?

 

[Rainboq]

Where's my package?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Where's my payment?

 

[Rainboq]

Didn't I pay in advanced?

 

[TheDoctor455]

No... I don't want to any of your "popcorn".

 

[AwesomeExpress]

And I don't want any of your taking over my planet!

 

[TheDoctor455]

And I don't want any of your taking over my planet!

That's the Zerg.
I'm a Protoss, we STOP the Zerg.
I was trying to recruit you in the fight against the Zerg.
Now, if you could please get the army away from my house...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

You don't think the Protoss don't want a part of that action? They're just stopping the Zerg so they can have the planet to themselves! And quit turning away the Girl Guides!

 

[Rainboq]

Blegh

 

[AwesomeExpress]

You just threw up on my doorstep, didn't you. Here's a mop.

 

[Rainboq]

.... Did I?

 

[xmbts]

You did, I saw the whole thing.

 

[superbatranger]

You're not a door-to-door salesman, are you?

 

[Artina89]

Are you laughing? whats so funny?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

What? Free tickets? For me? No thanks.

 

[xmbts]

You say you need shelter from the madness? I'm afraid you'll find none here.

 

[TheDoctor455]

You don't think the Protoss don't want a part of that action? They're just stopping the Zerg so they can have the planet to themselves! And quit turning away the Girl Guides!

The Protoss don't even know where Earth is... wait... is your house on Earth? Hmmm...
No no... nothing worthwhile here... and besides we Protoss are little busy trying to reclaim our own homeworld.

OT:
Right... why does my ship have a front door again?

 

[TheDoctor455]

EDIT:
Damn the slow forum updates!!!!