If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[TheDoctor455]

I already fed you in another forum... so... know any cool catgirls?

 

[The Clown]

Hey, want a balloon animal in the shape of your own death?!?!

 

[Eumersian]

"Honey! Get my rifle!"

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Pranksters again.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hand them a book and close the door.

 

[Lust]

Take the book and keep the door open.

"Would you be interested in some pie?"

 

[TheDoctor455]

EDIT:
Hmm... that depends on two things...
1. Is that avatar female?
2. If the answer to the first question is yes, then exactly... what kind of "pie" is it?

 

[Lust]

*opens door*

1. The avatar's female.
2. It's a tasty pie.
Oh yeah, I went there. >

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Tea to go with that pie?

 

[Sacman]

Who art thou?
...<.<

 

[Lust]

I'm you......>

 

[Sacman]

I stab you dead!!!
...<.<

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hugs! ...Oh I'm bleeding. D:

 

[Sacman]

I'm sorry...<.<

 

[UnusualStranger]

Alright....what do you want? I'm a busy guy!

 

[Scde2]

How unusual and strange of you...

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I thought I put out a restraining order.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hello...
what are you "collecting" for?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Key lime pie to the face!

 

[Malgorath]

Hi. Why do you have that pi*splat*... cool.