If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[TheDoctor455]

Yes. You did. You had some weird crap in there, if you don't mind me saying.

Like that episode where I mind-fucked myself?
Yeah... that was weird.

Anyway... may I take a look at that scroll now?

OT:
Hey! Clown!!!! Watch it! You almost hit me with that thing!

 

[xmbts]

Trust me Clown she'll come back in five years and gut you like a fish.

OT: Secret handshake?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Right...
about that... could we take the bodily harm out of it?
I may be immortal, but it still hurts like hell.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Why the hell does the escapist keep eating my posts?

 

[The Clown]

the hamsters running the site need food

 

[TheDoctor455]

Er... don't you think they'll ban you for saying that?

 

[FalloutJack]

Why the hell does the escapist keep eating my posts?

Well, I can't say for sure, but uhh...

 

[TheDoctor455]

EDIT:
Sorry about this... wrong thread...
Anyway...

That's an interesting theory...

 

[The Clown]

Er... don't you think they'll ban you for saying that?

Why would I? they said themselves in one of their error messages that the hamsters sometimes get tired, hamsters need to eat, so they eat posts, I'm not saying the people running it are bad etc, we're probably causing it cus there are so many of us posting at once.

chill

 

[TheDoctor455]

Why would they let hamsters run the site?

 

[The Clown]

(It's a joke made by the site designers) why are you so hyper today? xD

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Please don't kill me...

 

[TheDoctor455]

Sorry about that... my self-mind-fuckery temporarily spilled onto this thread.
I corrected that... normal service will resume shortly.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You're... a pokemon? The heck...
@TheDoctor: Yeah. It's down that hallway. If you're worthy, you'll get to the scrolls.
Edit: Ninja'd.

 

[TheDoctor455]

You're... a pokemon? The heck...
@TheDoctor: Yeah. It's down that hallway. If you're worthy, you'll get to the scrolls.

Look, I don't want to keep the scrolls, I just want to take a look at them to see if they are a threat to Sigil, standard procedure for when anything of immense power enters the city.

(goes down hallway, deftly dodges the physical traps, and makes creative use of various counterspells against the maigcal traps)

Okay... I'm at the scrolls... any last minute advice?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Magical and physical aren't all you're going to face.

Actually getting to the scrolls is the easy part... hence all the skeletons at the bottom of the ziggurat you just unknowingly climbed.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

You're one of the Sailor Moon girls? Do you guys sell cookies or something? Or you want my recycling?

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Hey, can I get a delivery?

(And for the curious, I'm a Digimon, not a Pokemon. There's a bit of a difference there.)

 

[The Clown]

Please don't kill me...

no promises, come in (you're on my doorstep now(mind-screw!))

 

[TheDoctor455]

Magical and physical aren't all you're going to face.

Actually getting to the scrolls is the easy part... hence all the skeletons at the bottom of the ziggurat you just unknowingly climbed.

Umm...
those skeletons are coming back to life aren't they?

(the skeletons come back to life and attack me, I mutter a spell and they are all sucked through a portal to the Far Realms, where they'll become the LEAST threatening things there)

Anything else?

You're one of the Sailor Moon girls? Do you guys sell cookies or something? Or you want my recycling?

Umm... going on Robot Chicken's thinking... I think one of the Sailor Moons would show up to try and sell you their used panties.