If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[mParadox]

No problem. We'll let it slide.

 

[The Clown]

if you have any ideas feel free to make me change stuff, you're still co-founder

 

[mParadox]

I'm thinking...

Buuuut... unfortunately i have to go to bed now but i will try to commute tomorrow. 'k?

 

[The Clown]

sure sure

 

[TheDoctor455]

Now... was there anything else?

 

[mParadox]

Your jacket sir. You forgot it at the the brothel.

 

[xmbts]

You're going to catch a cold doing that, come inside. I have hot chocolate.

 

[The Clown]

Come on in out of the snow.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

snip

Well, you got through that much faster than I thought.

 

[xmbts]

You look a bit confused, are you lost?

 

[The Clown]

you don't..... come in

 

[TheDoctor455]

snip

Well, you got through that much faster than I thought.

So that's it then?
Okay...
(pauses for a moment to remember why I came here)
Oh right...

(opens the scrolls, examines them for several minutes)

Hmm... while these scrolls may not currently be a threat to Sigil, they could easily become a threat later on...
how important are these scrolls to you?

EDIT:
And Clown, don't interrupt, I'm a little busy.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

snip

Well, you got through that much faster than I thought.

So that's it then?
Okay...
(pauses for a moment to remember why I came here)
Oh right...

(opens the scrolls, examines them for several minutes)

Hmm... while these scrolls may not currently be a threat to Sigil, they could easily become a threat later on...
how important are these scrolls to you?

EDIT:
And Clown, don't interrupt, I'm a little busy.

Can't take em, they'll unleash crazy amounts of evil.

Can't destroy them, they'll release ludicrous amounts of evil.
You don't want this kind of evil running amok. Trust me.

 

[Scde2]

No, I will not buy the fucking cookies.

 

[Sacman]

open and close the door as quickly as possible...

 

[Scde2]

Bludgeon them to death and light them on fire.

 

[xmbts]

I'd invite him in but chances are he would just run away screaming.

 

[TheDoctor455]

snip

Well, you got through that much faster than I thought.

So that's it then?
Okay...
(pauses for a moment to remember why I came here)
Oh right...

(opens the scrolls, examines them for several minutes)

Hmm... while these scrolls may not currently be a threat to Sigil, they could easily become a threat later on...
how important are these scrolls to you?

EDIT:
And Clown, don't interrupt, I'm a little busy.

Can't take em, they'll unleash crazy amounts of evil.

Can't destroy them, they'll release ludicrous amounts of evil.
You don't want this kind of evil running amok. Trust me.

Hmm... then I could update your containment measures.
One of the most effective and cheapest ways to do this is to put all entrances to this place at the end of a "Maze", which is a pocket dimension that is nothing but a seemingly endless and ever-changing maze, which you can also put some traps or other defenses in.

Well... that should help keep most intruders out... you'll still have to deal with the occasional Planeswalker (like me), who can open a Portal inside your house at any time, if they have the right Key for the right Portal.

So... should I get started on the Mazes?

I'll need to know where the entrances are to this place.

EDIT:
Need a recharge xmbts?
Come right in.