If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[TheDoctor455]

Not even mages? We also want YOU. Yes you! Matthew!

Who's Matthew?

 

[xmbts]

Guns and guns eh? Sounds like what I do now.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Ehh... its hard to make a living as a mage... well... let's see what Hailfire says about that Librarian job first...

 

[mParadox]

So, you're willing to be a librarian and not a champion for peace?

 

[xmbts]

Sounds alot easier, and you wouldn't have to deal with me.

 

[mParadox]

But if you're on our side....

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Ehh... its hard to make a living as a mage... well... let's see what Hailfire says about that Librarian job first...

Yes. I need the help.

OT: Need something?

 

[mParadox]

guns and knives. Lots.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Uh... I may have knives, but no guns. We don't use those here.

 

[mParadox]

That'll do just fine. Thank You.

 

[xmbts]

Well she's not exactly a peaceful person.

 

[mParadox]

Neither am I. Under the right circumstances anyway.

 

[xmbts]

Yeah, but she doesn't work for someone with many redeeming factors either.

 

[mParadox]

That's good for me. Bad for her. Such a shame.

 

[xmbts]

Yeah, as far as the continuity goes(if they ever finish it >_>) she has a 50/50 chance of getting killed.

 

[mParadox]

Huh. What do you know?

OT: Yes dear, I bought your latest single. It was wonderful.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Ehh... its hard to make a living as a mage... well... let's see what Hailfire says about that Librarian job first...

Yes. I need the help.

OT: Need something?

All right, when do I start?

Are there lodgings?

My last house kinda got stuck in a cuteness dimension... don't ask.

OT:

Who are we talking about again?

 

[mParadox]

Singles. Not the dating kind.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Why do you keep coming here?

snip

You can start when ever you want. Yes, there are lodgings. You'll live in the library wing of the Scarlet Devil Mansion.
Don't anger the mistresses. They're vampires.
Especially the younger one. She's crazy.

 

[mParadox]

Your mansion fascinates me.