If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[TheDoctor455]

Majora's mask? Ok...

We should start running...

*grabs Hail's hand and attempts to outrun the crashing moon*

 

[Cormac250]

*Watches moon.*... cheese?

*Gets flattened by moon.* -muffled- Not cheese.

 

[LogicNProportion]

*In a rocketship*

"And I will look down at them and say...'I don't know how to stop the fucking moon.'

 

[Cormac250]

... *Eats moon slowly from inside.*... *Sitting in crater. Burps* ^-^ Clangers

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Hello, you are new here. How are you?

*Calls exterminator*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

What business do you have with me? I am in no way affecting galactic affairs...

 

[Cormac250]

T-T I'm not a bug.

*Assumes fetal position and allows above user to steal collected puppies.*

 

[xmbts]

You aren't the strangest thing here. Trust me.

 

[Cormac250]

You are the nicest person I have met here yet and I would offer you a cup of tea.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

What type of tea do you have?
What? I'm just curious...

 

[Cormac250]

What type of tea do you have?
What? I'm just curious...

Well, naturally there is puppy extract, green, herbal, this grey one, ummmm... I suppose regular, PG tips for those quiet nights in with my claws up. Just the normal. What Tea do you have?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Please, come in. Have some snacks. I have cake, cookies, and other pastries.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Do you have muffins?

 

[Cormac250]

I would very much like apple pie.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Have any strawberry pie?

 

[Dango]

No, but this pie flavored pie I have is delicious.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

What is that, Fuuko? Little Timmy is stuck in the well? I am in no mood to play charades.

 

[The Clown]

Why is it so windy outside? or does that just come with the hat.

 

[TKretts3]

For the last time, I don't care how much Jehovah, I'm not going to testify!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You seem surprised. Why?