If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[mParadox]

*sprinkles cat food on ice cream* <.<

 

[Timberwolf0924]

would you like some tea?

 

[mParadox]

I could ask you the same thing but it seems you're busy. >_________>

 

[hannahdonno]

Hey, come in, sit down, take your bra off if you like.

 

[DrRockor]

You sir, are accusing communists of hating raisins?! Get off my lawn!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Are you sure you're not a communist?
Wait, are you fascist!?
capcha: love-hate

 

[mParadox]

We all must contribute to the Great Chain.

 

[DrRockor]

you're back...the eyes...they stare into my soul

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

How many times have I told you to put the sword away!

 

[Evil Smurf]

sooooo, I have this fresh cat food. Hungry anyone?

 

[mParadox]

*nibble grilled chicken leg* No thanks.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

*eating a brain*
Nope, I'm fine.

 

[mParadox]

*sips lemon line* Indeed.

 

[neoontime]

*Nibbles on previous trespassers arm*
What are you guys doing again?

 

[mParadox]

Partying hard like men! O.O

 

[neoontime]

Yeah, alright then.
*Grows manly handle bar mustache*

 

[springheeljack]

There is no way I am letting in a some vagabond lion with a handle bar mustache inside this residence