If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[PsychicTaco115]

I swear to God officer, she seduced me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You're lying, I didn't hit you! Wait, what?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Halloween is over, it's time for Thanksgiving!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Sorry, I can't celebrate that.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

But I got a turkey carved and everything!

 

[neoontime]

A taco? Better not be from taco bell cause I'm the one who wants to do the torturing, not you for my stomach!

 

[Alduin Silas]

*pokes my sonic blaster through the crack in the Tardis door* Go away.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Oh no, there is text at my door!
*close door*

 

[PsychicTaco115]

It's Christmas now...

HO HO HO!

 

[sb666]

Back into the pit of hell with you

 

[Sacman]

Back to the sex dungeon with you...<_<

 

[neoontime]

What how did you escape.
*slices at tendons in heels*
There now crawl back down to the basement as best as you can.

 

[neoontime]

*Pulls tail*
I like this, I'll be taking it from you now
*slams door*

 

[PsychicTaco115]

The blood...

THE BLOOD!

*Slams door*

 

[dracina]

*static sounds start to fill the air*

How is it that you have found this house, my child?

*head tilts*

 

[xmbts]

*Draws Slendy a face*

There, maybe people will be less disturbed by you.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Yes, my new shipment of kittens has arrived! Just let me get my boot on and- Wait, COME BACK!